Happy Halloween!

Good luck if you run into any of these guys!

Dartmoor Beasts

Dartmoor has become my rediscovered kingdom. I spend much of my free time exploring and photographing the wonders it beholds for those wishing to find them. I love being able to drive alongside a heard of horses and throw them a carrot or two and stoping to chat to the sheep about the latest news. Walking on the moors by moonlight is another thrill with shillouetts of giant beasts appearing amidst the fog and then Mooooing loudly, scaring the begeeebers outta ya before wandering off to find another victim!

Harry the Wonder Dog

Harry the Wonderdog is here! Sallie and Duncan's baby Harry is a true joy to watch and his energy lights up any room he enters. Being both a true gentleman and a playful young scamp, he will make friends anywhere and even eats at the table, drinks sherry, plays scrabble and uses the lavratory putting the seat down afterwards. You can see him in action here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6oE_uwPr_U

Story time with the Fox!

When I used to watch people from the "outside world" come in and talk to us in school assembly I never could have imagined that one day it would be me. The time had come for me to be the special guest story teller and spread the word of water to the masses! Joined by a 7 foot entorange of 5 massive super heros to assist with the story of the H20 gang and their invisible dog, Splash. Great fun!

Russia Tour 2007

It was a crazy trip this year and I had to sign a power of attourney and appoint a solicitor to represent me in court the morning I made it out of Moscow back to the UK!

Highlights were;

Teaching loads of children to Juggle.
The 36 hr train ride down south from Moscow to Vladikavkas.
Buying an electric rabbit and dog that I whipped with a ribbon stick on stage as they performed tricks and acts of deviance.
Getting arrested by local police and held in a headmasters office for 4 hours while KGB, a solicitor, lots more policemen and a chicken arrived.
We took a trip 4 hours into the mountains and then had lunch in the middle of them (the Mountains) Lunch was as fresh as can be. A sheep bubbling away in a pot to greet us!

New Olimpic Sport - Pig Gymkhana

One of my God Mother's piggy wiggies in training for the new olimpic sporting bid - Pig gymkhana. Its never been done before and its the latest proposal from the NFU and mayor of London to encourage the city's massive transport network back to traditional methods with a strong environmental message... "Don't eat them, fleet them", Other animals are to include Cows (with horns not bells) Sheep, and Geese!

Poker is my new game!

I don't really play poker but some of my friends were in a 36 player game so I decided to have a go. Five hours later I had made it to the "Top" table and was surrounded by a crowd of spectators. Needless to say I ended up winning the game, the trophy and £85 much to mine and many other's suprise!